Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Aberzombie And Which

Anyone who knows me knows that I think zombies are dumb.  Anyone else that knows me, knows that I'm not the kind of guy that likes to take anyone's word for it on anything.  And anyone else should be everyone else.

Here is an interesting ponderable.  Fears of a zombie apocalypse all seem to hinge upon one thing they all presume is a given: that the termination of the human race is a bad thing.  Now, since I'm not one to take anyone's ideas at face value, I would like to challenge this assumption.  Why should we concern ourselves with arming for the defense of a zombie apocalypse?  Why is the termination of the human race due to an invasion of reanimated decaying masses of flesh a bad thing?  Beyond the obvious disgustingness of the whole thing (Ah, ah, see what I did there just now?).

Now that that's all said, maybe I shouldn't be writing anything right now.

That was a few days ago.  No, weeks.  No, actually, I think it was months ago now that I started this post.  My thoughts haven't changed on this topic.  I still have a strong dislike for zombies.  You know, Ive always thought Abercrombie and Fitch was a dumb name for a clothing company as well, so I´ll just tack them on to my consideration of zombies in this post.  Don´t be a hater.

I don´t know what I´m saying.  I´m having one of those diarrhea of the brain days.  Like I said earlier, maybe I shouldn´t be writing anything right now.  Yarrrr...

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