When Ya Gotta Go...Hold It

Sometimes I wonder what it would have been like if...  Have I said this before?  Stop me if I've already gone down this road.  Oh wait. You can't.  *insert evil laugh here*  Do you wonder?  I do, but it's really pointless to.  You know, what is is what is and what could have been will never be.  Not the same as what I just saw on TV.  That's something that was that I wish never had been but now it's permanently seared into my mind and I am scarred for life.  Oh well, have to work on shoving that one back in the ol' subconscious.  Maybe it'll get buried in the piles of useless information I've collected.

Sometimes things are better left to the imagination.  Or, better left locked in a box like Nancy Grace.  Did I just say that?  That wasn't nice and to be honest I can't believe I'm actually watching this show.  I'm trying real hard not to.  Maybe I should just find myself a quiet room away from the TV so that I can entertain myself with my own musings.  The inside of my head is so much more interesting than the putrescence they put on the tube these days.  Heh, I said putrescence.  I think I even spelled it right.  What?  You don't agree about the contents of my head?  Well, that's because I keep the best of the best for myself.  You don't actually think I let it all out do you?

No, I most certainly do not.  Oh, that would be disastrous.  Disastrous like that one time...  Disastrous like me trying to force funny out of my head and onto this blog.  Usually all that comes out when I do that is...  hello victoria's secret commercial...  Bleh, sorry.  Stupid TV.  Like I was saying usually all that oozes out is grey matter and I need as much of that as I can keep.  What you thought I was going to actually say something humorous?  Heh, no.  You'll have to hang out some time when I'm relaxed and mellow for that. Not that I'm not relaxed and mellow right now, but actually I'm not.  It's hard to be relaxed when ya gotta go...

But I'm not generally a funny guy.  Funny lookin maybe.  My funny is more like a good coffee.  Most people probably won't like it, some won't get it, but if you spend the time to get to know it, you just might find you like it.  Of course I could be full of it.  This could be a load of bs designed to lure you in.  Into what you might ask?  I don't know because I haven't figured out what I should be luring people into if that were what I was trying to do here.  Did you get all that?  Comment if you did.

So what do you think?  Virtual penny for your thoughts while I go relieve myself.